February 2012
5 posts
Love is being stupid together.
– Paul Valery.
January 2012
18 posts
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
– James Stephens.
can't tell if trolling but probably not but funny... →
I think about drinking tea when I orgasm.
UGGIE. →
I told you so. Now fuck off. I’d rather spend the day drawing close-up...
My Life Is Twilight →
is this real?
before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower
when I'm in the shower: Jesus Christ this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by God himself i never want to leave this spot
But I always say, one’s company, two’s a crowd, and three’s a...
– Andy Warhol.
December 2011
18 posts
We are not human beings on a spiritual journey. We are spiritual beings on a...
– Stephen R. Covey.
Fucking hell. Black and gay pride are important...
actually, calling white and straight “default” is you discriminating against yourself. can’t we just all celebrate our differences?
Hey, I’ve got nothing to do today but smile.
– Paul Simon.
click this like ten times. →
Casual Encounters is straight-up poetry.
“I just want to fulfill your slutty desires of taking a big strange stud dick while everyone you know is home laying low and nobody has any clew you’re out getting screwed like a porno bitch on the jungle gym at a school.”
Misfits #3.6
Simon: So, are you gonna call her?
Rudy: When you buy a dog, right? You know that one day, the dog, it’ll grow old. And it’ll die, ahh. And you’re just gonna be heartbroken. You loved that dog, it was just a cheeky little scamp. Now here’s an idea: don’t buy the fucking dog in the first place! Save everyone the blasted hassle.
Simon: Right.
Rudy: So all I’m saying is it’s better to make her cry a little bit now than break her heart in three years’ time, when she’s totally in love and we’ve bought a lot of shitty furniture together. It’s just, it’s just the humane thing to do, isn’t it?
The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re...
– William Butler Yeats.
November 2011
13 posts
Kristen Stewart. →
i’m actually really impressed by this. gotta love the dgaf attitude.
Why don’t you tell me that “if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via lethalforthecity)
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/laf/2715622717.h... →
Go ahead and masturbate. THEN see if you still wanna call your ex at 1 am.
– Sarah Silverman. (tweeted immediately after my ex texted me. relevant: it’s 1 am.)